Yes, I actually wear bowties. I’m talking REAL bowties, not those fake adjustable ones – this is sophisticated. The response I get from people is always that of shock and awe. They are (A) shocked that people, let alone a thirty-something, still wear them, and (B) in awe of how awesomely handsome I look while wearing said tie. If you’ve never worn one, give it a try, don’t be shy. You can pick one up at almost any department store. Figuring out how to tie it the first time is the hardest part, so here is a little video that might help.

And just in case you didnt believe me, here is proof.